Remember Mr. Mark from yesterday?
I'm coaching girls softball after school.
Well just GUESS who the baseball coach is?!?!
Seriously, is my life doomed to be a comedy of errors?
When I walked up he was like, "Well, the boys and girls can just practice TOGETHER since there are only 9 girls."
I bet we can.
Then while the kids were running around and stuff he turned to me and was like, "I didn't KNOW you liked SPORTS!?" like all excited and eager...does he have my email password?
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Work Woes
Every Wednesday we have staff meetings at the private school where I work.
I had an awkward moment when I arrived at the meeting, because the only male teacher in primary, Mr. Mark...I'm afraid he has a crush on me. My first clue was when he ran into a pole while talking to me. I'm not kidding, it was like a movie. And his whole class saw it. So I walk into the meeting a few minutes late with 4 other teachers. The meeting is in Eric's room, he teaches grade 3. There are no chairs left. Keep in mind 4 of us walked in together.
And Mark goes, "Hey do YOU need a chair?" and grabs one and lifts it over the entire table to put it where I can sit.
Next to him of course. I find it embarrassing, I should mention his wife teaches grade 2 and was also in the room.
Not siting near him.
I can't help it if I am the youngest teacher and I have a tight bod.
I had an awkward moment when I arrived at the meeting, because the only male teacher in primary, Mr. Mark...I'm afraid he has a crush on me. My first clue was when he ran into a pole while talking to me. I'm not kidding, it was like a movie. And his whole class saw it. So I walk into the meeting a few minutes late with 4 other teachers. The meeting is in Eric's room, he teaches grade 3. There are no chairs left. Keep in mind 4 of us walked in together.
And Mark goes, "Hey do YOU need a chair?" and grabs one and lifts it over the entire table to put it where I can sit.
Next to him of course. I find it embarrassing, I should mention his wife teaches grade 2 and was also in the room.
Not siting near him.
I can't help it if I am the youngest teacher and I have a tight bod.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Life and Work
I just took a bite from my choco stash and it was all melty and unpleasant looking. I entertained the idea of taking an picture for you, but you might not have found it entertaining.
One bite was enough, Then I switched to my gum stash. My special stash drawer is strategically disorganized. If any one opens it, they will have to reach past my combs and tampons (and even a nice, big unwrapped pad draped across the whole shebang) in order to steal any chocolate or gum. Or Cavendish and Harvey fruit drops (Made in Heaven. or Germany).
My desk is crazy giant. Srsly. It is probably 4 feet tall. I have my computer on the little pull out keyboard tray, else it would be even with my chin while sitting.
I also slammed back 2 kiddie cups of passion fruit juice. Maybe good for the passion level.
I just wanted to invite you to the party in my mouth.
One bite was enough, Then I switched to my gum stash. My special stash drawer is strategically disorganized. If any one opens it, they will have to reach past my combs and tampons (and even a nice, big unwrapped pad draped across the whole shebang) in order to steal any chocolate or gum. Or Cavendish and Harvey fruit drops (Made in Heaven. or Germany).
My desk is crazy giant. Srsly. It is probably 4 feet tall. I have my computer on the little pull out keyboard tray, else it would be even with my chin while sitting.
I also slammed back 2 kiddie cups of passion fruit juice. Maybe good for the passion level.
I just wanted to invite you to the party in my mouth.
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